farming sim from work asignment beta
yust a beta of something i had to make not finished since the thing i used to make isnt fully done sound isnt owned by me

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she sells sea shells on the sea shore but the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demmand no one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand step 1 must create a sense of scarsity shells will sell better if the people think they are rare you see take ass many shells as you can find and hide them on an island stock pile them high untill they are as rare as daimonds step 2 you gotta make the people think that they want`em really want`em really fuckin want`em hit `em like Bronson influencers product placement, featured prime time entertainment if you haven`t got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman

3 its monopoly invest inside some property, start a corporation,make a logo, do it properly "shells must sell",that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

4 expand, expand, expand,clear forest,make land, fresh blood on hands

5 why just shells? why limit your self? she sells seashells, sell oil as well!

6 sell guns, sell stocks,sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish,sell the time to a clock

7 press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes you on to run to be the president of the united states

8 big smile mate, big wave that's great now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

9 polarise the people, contreversy is the game it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

10 the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of aplause you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore and you sell seashells on the seashore.

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Developerchristianstupid studio
Number of plays292
Release date02 Dec, 2022
Last updated02 Dec, 2022
Game engineGameMaker
Maturity ratingAll ages

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