Speedrun
(hey. you. you got a second?)
Listen. You know those platformers? The ones where you just... jump? Yeah, forget all that. In 1 Last Drink, things get... complicated. Like, frickin chaotic as stuff.
See, with every level, your little fellas grow in unexpected, delightful, and always in very unhelpful ways. They'll find new paths and new challenges, and you'll have to lead these freakin' little chaotic fellers to the end.
Your ultimate goal? One singular, blessed artifact. They say that she was only produced in East Germany and parts of Lithuania for a few months, and few outside Eastern Europe, let alone the world, have gotten their grubby little tongular cells on her... But here in this surreal, red dimension, she's found in plenties of plenty.
The universe is watching. You little rascals living in your mom's basement with nothing else to do but get the highest, gnarliest score ever to be had in the history of gaming. Will you guide your weird little parade to glory? Or will you be just another thirsty soul, watching your little fellas take... a one-way, all-expenses-paid, Michelin-Key-endorsed, peer-reviewed, reusable and recyclable, mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse-of-the-cell trip to spike city. I'll throw in a few 1000 pity bucks for good luck, but don't waste them all in the casinos. The house always wins and you've already lost a few times here, haven't you? I got into a little tangent and I'm thirsty... SIP... well, I was saying...
There is no "try." Only "do." And "do" it AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.