The Revenge of the lobster boss. You read that right! The lobster man is back and angrier than ever! Now with his very own postal service, he’s striving to become the best of the best! HOWEVER, and this a big however, hence the capital letters, lobster boss has a robot working for him that isn’t very nice to him. (Sad face in the chat pls)

Your job, as a new hire is to make sure you can deliver packages fast and efficiently! You’ll be instructed to sort these badboys out.this dude’s your friend. (usually)

To sort packages, let’s just pretend you’re.. and idiot.. press the corresponding button to match the package to the package box.Mind the timer, you’re on a timer here, unless that was difficult to pick up as well. Matter of fact, just taking that image took me a few attempts, because I wasn’t fast enough.

That out of the way, you’ll now have to embark on the journey to your packages destination. But watch out, some jackass has put cones everywhere.avoid them by jumping over them. (duh, why am I even writing this, there’s instructions in the game..)

Now for the fun part: you gonna have to drift, like full on tokyobutnotintokyo drift. (idk, I don’t watch anime)

Score over 10, or you suck.

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Features: Lobster man that bullies robot.

Countless hours of verbal abuse towards ChatGPT

Nifty controller support

Ported to absurd consoles you probably never gonna try.

EPIC mailman rap.